Nurse Jokes – Humor For Nursing Professionals
Q: How long does it take for a Doctor to change a light bulb?
A: A long as it takes to find a nurse.
The only difference between an oral and rectal thermometer is the taste.
What do you call a nurse who can't do her job?
A nurse walks into a store. She's picking up groceries after a long shift at the hospital. When she gets to the counter she takes out her cheque book and a rectal thermometer. The cashier looks at her confused and says "lady why do you gotta rectal thermometer?" "Oh crap," exclaimed the lady "some a**holes got my pen."
Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? She was taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.